17 December 2011

12 GAYS OF CHRISTMAS: TIP #5 PREPARE FOR UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS

Shut those meddlers down with a witty retort likely to make them never interfere - much less speak to you ever again.
RECOMMENDATION: when your uncle asks how do you know that you’re gay if you’ve never had sex with a girl? Have an answer pre-prepared like how do you know you are straight if you’ve never been fucked up the ass so hard that your vision blurs?
BONUS ROUND: making grown men cry.

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