TIP #1 DROP SOME COIN
What’s the point of having a disposable income if you can’t buy the families affection at Christmas? They’ll be so bamboozled, they’ll forget about damning you to hell for eternity.
RECOMMENDATION: rent a convertible and drive up with the roof down and the back seat stacked with presents like a BMW sleigh.
BONUS ROUND: get the kids to refer to you as the “Gay Santa”.
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