29 June 2012

HOW TO TURN A STRAIGHT GUY: TIP #1 KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE

You like him, you're pretty sure he likes you but he claims to be straight. Remember we were all 'straight' once. Hot on the heels of Straight Guys, here are my tried and tested 10 Top Tips on what to do if that straight guy's stare is lingering a little longer than most...


TIP #1: KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE
Find out everything you can about him: where he hangs out, what his last girlfriend was like and did she ever fuck him with a strap on.
Advice: from experience, breaking and entering is a criminal offence.
Upshot: once you have this portrait of your potential convert it will be easier to infiltrate every *facet* of his life.

1 comment:

  1. You are so frickin' awesome PNB. I need your other 9 tips!

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