30 June 2012

HOW TO TURN A STRAIGHT GUY: TIP #2 PROCLAIM SEXUAL PROWESS

From now on all gay men and especially you are shit hot in bed - this is the same theory that applies to dancing and dressing. You know this isn’t always true, but straighties don’t so talk it up!
Advice: mention the guy who ejaculated so hard he hit his eye and contracted conjunctivitis.
Upshot: sure, he’s probably thinking how unsavoury contracting conjunctivitis would be, but that means he’s thinking of you making him cum in his eye. Hot.

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