14 February 2013

VALENTINES YAY!

What a coincidence that Valentines Day falls on the day I usually post.

I can assure you this was not a planned coincidence.

What a coincidence also that there is no Valentine for me *again* this year.

Wow, that's refreshing.

What isn't a coincidence is that I don't really give a shiz. I have spent most V Days *thinking* I should be miserable and longing for a boyfriend whilst holed up on the couch with a box of wine clutching a Bridget Jones DVD thinking *it will happen* when I actually spend every day of the year miserable and longing for a boyfriend whilst holed up on the couch with a box of wine clutching a Bridget Jones DVD thinking *it will happen*

I think this year I am going to use Valentines Day, a day geared to making singletons feel, well, single, as an excuse to have a day off from this Project New Boyfriend, because who knows, next Valentines Day I could be betrothed, racking my brain on how to celebrate this day and I will always remember that Valentines Day when I didn't give two shiz about dinner and a movie or chocolates or flowers or chocolates and flowers or letting him bottom for the night.

(Just on a sidebar, never gonna happen)

Anyway Valentines Day is a hetero construct - why do the gays have to adhere to it? I don't see anybody marching for our right to a Cadbury's dairy milk tray, so why get our heart shaped balloons in a twist?

Because you can't cherry pick equality - you want same sex marriage, you get a consumer-istic poor excuse for a holiday where you don't even get a day off.

Happy Valentines Yay!

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